Bring in Doctor Doom. "I think we should biopsy these before we decide on any other course of treatment. There is always a possibility that they are malignant." (Side note: Have you ever noticed that malignant is a very ugly word. I mean it sounds awful. The least they could do is give it a nicer name. I'd rather be killed by the flowery flower disease than the (dun dun duunn) malignant melanoma.)
I have to have a biopsy. I am thrilled. The doctor who does the thyroid biopsy is on vacation. So I get to wait. He's supposed to be back Monday. I know I get backed up after a vacation so let's see how long it takes to get an appointment.
I hate waiting.