In an effort to pinch every penny as hard as I possibly can, we are switching to one of those package deals. You know, phone, internet and tv all bundled together. It's going to save us about $35 a month and we will have much faster internet and HBO, Showtime and Starz. Not that I really care about the premium channels but, hey, they are included in the price so what the hell. I am freakin head over heels about faster internet! The provider we have now is so slow(sky). Drives me crazy.
Today I get a call from the slow(sky) provider. "We are calling in regard to your recent decision to switch providers. What can we do to make you change your mind?" Great, huh? Calling to retain my business after being a customer for a bajillion years!
It was a RECORDING!! They couldn't even have a real live human being call me, no they had some automated bitch do it! "If you wish to discuss this, please call us at 1-800-notworthaliveperson."
We're still switching.