Guess Who Is Starting Another Diet?

The seven year old stick figure I call daughter, "Mommy when you were my age were you skinny like me?"

"Yes, I was just like you."

"Does that mean I'm going to get real fat, too?"

Remind Me Why I Procreated

Ebaby just told me, "Today at school we read a story about a lady who ate and ate and ate until she got so fat! Fatter than anybody on the whole earth! Fatter than you even!"


Brat.

Who Wants Some Ice Cream?

A friend of mine just emailed me this. Sort of appropriate.