I just watched
HGTV's White House Christmas special. Some random thoughts:
- I need 50 people to come decorate my house.
- How much did all of that cost?
- Wait, did I just pay for all of that?
- No wonder taxes are so high.
- Does the president ever eat a cookie right off the Oval Office Christmas tree?
- It's all very beautiful, but impersonal. I would miss all of the ornaments that have meaning to my family.
- Do the First Dogs ever crap in the foyer?
- Who cleans it up?
- What do you do with a 300 lb. gingerbread White House when the holidays are done?
- If the White House decorates for Christmas, why do some retailers only say holiday?
- Why doesn't the White House have a menorah or other symbols that are not specifically Christmas?
- Maybe they do but since it was a Christmas special they didn't mention them.
- When is the White House Hanukkah special on?
- Or Kwanzaa?
- Or whatever?
- Since it is Christmas they decorate for, where is the manger scene?
- Is this a separation of Church & State issue?
- Do I need to get a life?
- Or just do laundry?
- Am I ready for Christmas?
- No
- Where does the First Lady shop for gifts?
- It sure ain't Target or Walmart.
1 comment:
50 people wouldn't fit in my house.
I have a White House Christmas ornament, that's as close as I will get to being professionally decorated.
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